{"id":487,"date":"2010-08-23T06:00:05","date_gmt":"2010-08-23T06:00:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/family.ohsweetday.com\/?p=487"},"modified":"2016-06-03T20:25:45","modified_gmt":"2016-06-03T20:25:45","slug":"grandma-the-real-nuts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/family.ohsweetday.com\/index.php\/2010\/08\/23\/grandma-the-real-nuts\/","title":{"rendered":"Grandma&#8230;the real nuts"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-821 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/family.ohsweetday.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/082910-Grandma...-the-real-nut.jpg\" alt=\"082910---Grandma... the real nut\" width=\"470\" height=\"705\" srcset=\"https:\/\/family.ohsweetday.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/082910-Grandma...-the-real-nut.jpg 470w, https:\/\/family.ohsweetday.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/082910-Grandma...-the-real-nut-467x700.jpg 467w, https:\/\/family.ohsweetday.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/082910-Grandma...-the-real-nut-450x675.jpg 450w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 470px) 100vw, 470px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Here introduces Matt&#8217;s mother, Mavis, another nuts in the family.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Her proudest life accomplishment is probably that she has countless ANYTHING in her house. You may not be able to see it, but just name it, and she&#8217;s able to dig it out from nowhere NO MATTER WHAT! I always wonder if I would be like her someday. That&#8217;s what moms do, collect anything in case your children need it after 20 years.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">That&#8217;s definitely one of the reasons Ethan loves to hang around at her house so much because he loves being surrounded by hazards.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">One thing that Ethan has to remember about her is that she&#8217;s probably the only person in the planet who lets him play with her bra when SHE&#8217;S WEARING IT! As much as I find it inappropriate, I just love her for that.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">I&#8217;ve been trying so hard to teach Ethan to say &#8220;Happy Birthday&#8221; for her big day today. And what he could up with so far was &#8220;Abby Day&#8221;!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here introduces Matt&#8217;s mother, Mavis, another nuts in the family. Her proudest life accomplishment is probably that she has countless ANYTHING in her house. You may not be able to<a href=\"https:\/\/family.ohsweetday.com\/index.php\/2010\/08\/23\/grandma-the-real-nuts\/\">&#8230;Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":821,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"image","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-487","post","type-post","status-publish","format-image","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-son","post_format-post-format-image"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/family.ohsweetday.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/487","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/family.ohsweetday.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/family.ohsweetday.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/family.ohsweetday.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/family.ohsweetday.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=487"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/family.ohsweetday.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/487\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":822,"href":"https:\/\/family.ohsweetday.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/487\/revisions\/822"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/family.ohsweetday.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/821"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/family.ohsweetday.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=487"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/family.ohsweetday.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=487"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/family.ohsweetday.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=487"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}