For Maya, eating is to put food in the mouth, teeth-grind it, swallow a little, spit out most of it, then smear it all over the high-chair, her face, hair and cloths, and the hardwood floor, ALL GREASY. MESS.
While I have a load of dirty laundry yet to be done, my plan for today is to get a garbage bag and cut out holes for arms and legs. A black plastic onsesie.